名人侃考研搞笑版(爆笑)

发表于: 2005年06月14日 15点51分      点击: 2693
  转自:不知道从哪来的,我只知道不是我写滴                          
                                                                            
    名人侃考研搞笑版(爆笑)                                              
                                                                      
                                                                            
      痞子蔡:如果我有一千万,我就不考研。我有一千万吗?没有。所以我仍然  
    要考研。                                                                
                                                                            
      苏永康:站在社会和校园的两端,一样的为难,惟一的答案,没钱自费考研  
    真的好难!                                                              
                                                                            
      F4:陪你备考实在真过瘾,让你的汗落在我肩膀,要你相信我的爱只肯为你  
    勇敢,你                                                                
    会看到幸运的所在。                                                      
                                                                            
      林志炫:抓不住考试命题的我,总是眼睁睁看我落榜,世上过线的人那么    
    多,为什么不能多我一个。                                                
                                                                            
      张学友:总想和你一起考考研,哪怕只是心里的梦,或许可以背着你,彼此  
    交流考研的经验。                                                        
                                                                            
      陈小春:神啊救救我吧,一把年纪了,连考十次都没考上,我这样执著的考  
    生就快要绝种,幸运之神还没有来。                                        
                                                                            
      任贤齐:我左看右看上看下看,原来每次题型都不一样,我看了又看猜了又  
    猜,试题的心思还真奇怪!                                                
                                                                            
      邓丽君:你问我爱你有多深,我爱你有几分,你去想一想,你去看一看,考  
    研代表我的心。                                                          
                                                                            
      琼瑶:你不考研?好讨厌好讨厌哦!                                    
                                                                            
      苏芮:跟着汝芬走,紧抓住梦的手,脚步越来越轻越来越温柔。(注明:任汝
    芬为政治考试辅导权威)                                                  
                                                                            
      齐秦:你问我何时决定和你一起考研,我也轻声地问自己,不是在此时,不  
    是在何时,我想大约会是在冬季。                                          
                                                                            
      张楚:不考研的人是可耻的。                                          
                                                                            
      周星驰:曾经有一份认真的复习放在我面前,我没有珍惜,等我失去的时候  
    才后悔莫及,人世间最痛苦的事莫过于此。如果教委能够给我一个再来一次的机  
    会,我会对自己说三个字:学彻底。如果非要在这份学习加上一个期限,我希望  
    是……就半年!                                                            
                                                                            
      赵咏华:我能想到最浪漫的事,就是和你一起读书到老,老到了哪也去不    
    了,依然将那堆考研参考资料当成手心里的宝。                              
                                                                            
      刘德华:男人考吧考吧不是罪,再不学无术的人也有权利去准备。          
                                                                            
      莫文蔚:时间累积这盛夏的备考,回忆里寂寞的想起。                    
                                                                            
      王力宏:遥远的地方有一个大学,它的名字就叫清华,遥远的地方有一群    
    人,他们全都在备考。                                                    
                                                                            
      张宇:我承认都是考研惹的祸,毕业后的薪水太高太诱人,才会在刹那之间  
    决定考研。                                                              
                                                                            
      罗大佑:陌生的题目就这么出来,怎么也难忘记的是你失望的眼神。        
                                                                            
      米卢:要享受考研,享受备考过程的快乐。我的观点就是快乐考研。        
                                                                            
      以上人名纯属虚构,请勿对号入座                                      
                                                                            
作者:飘零叶

七嘴八舌:

#1 菲Faye05-06-14 22:10:25说道:
啊~》?有够无聊的啊
#2 礙緋05-07-19 02:15:56说道:
同感
#3 卓卓05-07-19 02:51:37说道:
微笑的脸幾搞下~都幾無聊下~
#4 鬼の灰心。005-07-19 12:02:19说道:
开怀大笑的脸开怀大笑的脸
#5 白鸽05-07-19 15:49:11说道:
电玩摇杆
#6 夕河05-07-22 11:02:59说道:
竖起大拇指竖起大拇指喜欢得不得了感叹号感叹号^_^

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