一位前台小姐的8级英语~~~~~
发表于: 2004年12月01日 06点48分 点击： 2390
昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak english?”
前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”
前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”
七嘴八舌:
爆強啊！！！！
强悍！
有谁指点一下吗
if you no three no four,I will give you some color see see!
简直是一样的!
这个小姐的＂英语＂好强！！！
最后那句连拼音＂zai＂都用上了～～～笑死我了！！
其实有时候我们也用这种方式讲话的