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Cats Better Than Men

To Cats and Men Everywhere, without whom following sentences could not have been written
They never complain about your weight.
They never accuse you of being too emotional.
They can show their emotions.
They take an interest in your work.
They never leave the seat up.
They don't care how much money you spend.
They don't use up all the hot water.
They don't need to see a shrink.
They always let you know when they plan to go out.
They're eager to please you.
They never have other plans.
They heartily approve of your taste in furnishings.
They don't complain about work or their boss.
They don't talk about themselves.
Ther're kissable, and there's no beard burn.
They think you look just fine without makeup.
They don't require closet space.
They don't cheat on you.
They listen to your problems.
They never try to make you feel guity.
They don't care what you wear to bed.
They don't eat up all the food in the fridge.
They never say they'll call then never call.
They love yard work.
They like to snuggle all night long.
They never break dates at the last minute.
They're never late for dinner.
They grooming habits are never in question.
They never complain about your cooking, or your friends, or your new hairdo.
They don't work weekends.
They never ask to borrow money.
They love leftovers
They think you look wonderful in the morning.
They can take care of themselves when you go out.
They don't leave smelly socks all over the house.
They never make you feel stupid.
They're always bringing you gifts.
They don't hide behind a newspaper.
They love your fuzzy terry bathrobe as much as you do.
They don't care if you don't shave your legs for days or weeks.
They love your mother.
They have impeccable table manners.
They're never on the phone.
They like romance novels, too.
They never about your housekeeping.
They don't watch sports on TV.
They love dinner parties.
They don't hog the covers or snore.

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